Morrissey Says "TSA Stands for Thorough Sexual Assault," "Unlikely That ISIS Would Stoop So Low"

Earlier this year, Morrissey claimed he’d been sexually assaulted by airport staff during a security check at San Francisco International Airport. The TSA refuted his version of events, citing CCTV footage that they said showed that “the supervised officer followed standard operating procedures” (the placement of the guard’s hands is not readibly discernible in the video). Morrissey later repeated his claim in an interview with Larry King, alleging that the guard “went straight for [his] private bits, and then he put his finger down [his] rear cleavage”.

Today, he’s offered an update on the situation, in a post on fansite True To You. He writes:

TSA have ignored my official and legal and constitutional complaint. From this we gather that TSA stands for Thorough Sexual Assault. If you are traveling through San Francisco International Airport you must be ready for a full sexual attack by people who claim to have your interests at heart. It is unlikely that ISIS would stoop so low.

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